Once
upon a time in a Target far down the highway, there was a young boy by the name
of Michael.
One day he and his mother were shopping, she
told him she was going to go to the clothing section and that he could go to
the toys area and pick something out, so he did. Michael found the most amazing
toy gun he had ever seen, it had three barrels for darts to come out of, it was battery power, which Michael
had never seen before, and had its very own shoulders strap, Michael really
liked that.
So,
Michael made his way to go show his mother, upon arrival, he is so amazed with
the gun he doesn’t even look up before he starts yelling “Mom! Mom! Look at
this!” and begins explaining to her what it is, “It’s got three barrels, comes
with extra darts, and has a strap!” However, what Michael didn’t realize is
that wasn’t his mom, when he looked up he was shocked. It wasn’t even close to
his mom, what he saw before him was a twenty something year old black women, on
the phone about to drop on the floor laughing. He was so embarrassed all he was
able to mutter was “My bad, sorry” and walked away. As the women continues
laughing he feels more and more embarrassed and no longer wishes to have his
awesome toy gun, so he put it back and walks to his mom in the cloth department
which smelt like old people, and went home.

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